ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog
I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.
Ana,15, from sunny ol' England. I'm such an old soul it hurts.
I like pretty much anything pre 1965, especially Martin & Lewis.
Prepare yourself for rambling nights. Ain't that right, guys?
Message me anything you like; I don't bite, usually.
Formerly that-blog-that-you-dont-like, martin-in-lewis and deansmartins.
Anonymous said: hey my girlfriend asked me to give her oral sex but how do I do it?? c: