1. “While we’re looking at people, let’s look at Betty. She and Bogie seemed to have the most enormous opinion of each other’s charms, and when they fought it was with the utter confidence of two cats locked deliciously in the same cage.” —Katharine Hepburn

    (Source: missavagardner, via jeansarthur)

     
  2. fangirl72:

    deanmartiann:

    deanmartiann:

    deanmartiann:

    that’s the kind of relationship I want

    i just happened to be on your page and saw this post and you tags and i lost my shit

    NOW ALL I SEE IS INNAPROPRIATE IMAGES OF JERRY GOING DOWN ON PATTI AND SOME WEIRD ASS SHIT IS GOING DOWN JFC HELP

    FUCKING HELL I JUST FOUND THIS POST FROM 11 MONTHS AGO AND IM DYING IMAGES OF JERRY GOING DOWN ON PATTI??????????????????????????

    I still don’t understand why that’s the image you got because Jerrys idea of lovemaking was POPPING OUT OF DARK CORNERS. I get an ENTIRELY different image. LMAO

     
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  4. (Source: my-teen-quote, via ugly)

     
  5. iamnatasiaverdoux:

    chaplinfortheages:

    meowth812:

    'Twas a Burlesque on Carmen kind of night… enjoy. 

    This needs to be reblogged on a regular basis.

    GORGEOUSt

    (via chaplinandkeaton)

     

  6. trcunning:

    earthdad:

    ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

    I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.

    (via sniffing)

     
  7. classickat:

    Jerry Lewis talks in depth about his home-movie making process for Photography magazine, December, 1953.

     

  8. eridanssecondhalf:

    “youre a good drawer”

    image

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  9. tommy didn’t know what to do with all that ass

    (via ruinedchildhood)

     
  10. dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw:

    TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT 

    (Source: mykingdomforapen, via yaboysugarnips)

     

  11. Anonymous said: hey my girlfriend asked me to give her oral sex but how do I do it?? c:

    greetings:

     
  12. deanmartiann:

    deanmartiann:

    I’m sorry I had to share this because I was eating and I read this message Kayley sent me and I started to choke. Oh my god might be the greatest sentence I have ever read in my life tbh this is what I’m talking about when i say you don’t know what happens behind the scenes hahahahahahaha

    classickat  DO YOU REMEMBER THIS I AM DYING OMFG

     
  13. vintageeveryday:

    Cute forced perspective snap from the 1940s.

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  14. sealfie:

    justin bieber is a prime example of somebody who should not be famous anymore

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  15. "You can pause Gone With The Wind anytime and make a painting out of it."